feeling lucky

Yogurt containers can be extremely volatile if provoked.

Based on past experience of having yogurt containers explode when dropped, I know to only peel off the foil on the top of a yogurt pot while it's pointed AWAY from me.

So why TODAY I decided to open my Muller while it was aimed directly at my chest, allowing it to burp cranberry and raspberry all over black shirt, is a bit of a mystery.